His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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