Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So many bounce houses so little time
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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