do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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