She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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