I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Randomize