no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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