yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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