don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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