Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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