Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No subtext here. People are naked.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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