A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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