is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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