You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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