Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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