porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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