New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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