He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
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There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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