Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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