so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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