I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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