Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm like, not good at living.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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