I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
sex in a hospital.. check
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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