I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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