so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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