I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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