So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize