i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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