i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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