Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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