If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize