Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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