it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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