tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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