tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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