We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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