he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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