Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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