i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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