i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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