ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I came so hard my ears popped.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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