3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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