i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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i drank out of a bidet.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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