he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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