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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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