Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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