I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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