We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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