Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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