I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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