the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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